H&H Speaks

I found this while browsing Digg. You guys HAVE to watch this. It’s one of the best machinima videos I’ve ever seen.

In this feature film, a salesman (who happens to be a biker) wants to sell his goods to the various citizens of Liberty City to feed his striving family. However, when a mafia boss refuses his offer of his goods, the boss ends up sleeping with the fishes, brought down by the salesman’s hand. As the salesman goes about his business, including a random encounter with his clone(s), the mafia hires a hitman to take him out. During this ferocious chain of events, a fellow Liberty City police officer gets involved with the mess, adding insult to injury. Why can’t the salesman be such a nice guy? Because he’s a badass, you bitch.

Chimps can have fun too!

This video was submitted by Adam to H&H. I was going to play it on the show, but was so incredibly disturbed by it that I couldn’t bring myself to expose others to it. Yet here I am, posting it on the blog. PLEASE WATCH AT YOUR OWN RISK! This could mess somebody up 0_o